Tom Brady also dislikes...

Earlier this week, Patriot Quarterback and NFL poster child Tom Brady made some disparaging remarks about sports uber-channel ESPN and their handling of the Matt Walsh/Spygate controversy. Brady was on WEEI's Big show on Tuesday, and callously remarked that ESPN had become "Like MTV, except without the highlights."

Many reporters hit the ceiling upon hearing this news. One of the NFL's, "Do No Wrong Gang" had openly criticized not only the "World Wide Leader in Sports," but also the media outlet that broadcasts the NFL's premiere cash cow: Monday Night Football. Writers scurried to their laptops to blog the story from tiny ember into a four-alarm fire. Except for the Blue Monkey Disco Party, who decided to dig deeper into the Brady psyche. It was obvious Brady had been holding back some strong feeling about ESPN, so was their anything else the NFL's reigning MVP was angry with?

So we called and asked,"What else do you hate, Tom?"

Bill Belichick's video collection, that includes video of the St. Louis Ram's Super Bowl walk through - Just because I'm the last person the NFL would ever accuse of cheating, why do I still have to keep these tapes? I have a big house and all, but these tapes Bill gave me to hide are taking up the entire garage. Where the Hell am I supposed to keep all my ESPY Awards?

Lost - Are they on that island or not? Are they all dead? Is this flashback taking place in the past or in the future. Jesus, pick a storyline and stick with it! Stop purposely being so damn confusing. And bring back Mr. Eko while you're at it.

Miniature Ponies - If you're not gonna ride them and you're not gonna race them, what's the point?

Gas Prices - They are getting ridiculous, even for someone like me. It cost me $1200 to gas up my helicopter to fly to the Victoria Secret Fashion Show. I know you didn't't think I could get any cooler, but it is true, I date a supermodel and I can fly a helicopter and people may have said that I fly better than Magnum PI.

Honestly, gas prices are too high.

Cornerbacks - They're always hanging out next to my receivers and getting in the way of my passes. Hey ass clown, I'm not throwing to you, so get the hell out of the way. Except for the ones that cover Randy Moss. Those guys are doing a good job in my book.

Gisele not wearing the Wonder Woman costume - Come on!!! You already dated Leo DiCaprio, it's not getting any better than me baby. Now why don't we join the "Mile High Club" in that invisible jet of yours? Oh, did I mention my supermodel girlfriend owns an invisible jet? I can fly that too...

Rocky V - Seriously, does anybody really like this movie?

The Jets - I mean, come on, they're the Jets! You play in New Jersey, you'we sucked for as long as I can remember, and I once saw an 11 year old girl out throw Chad Pennington at the Punt, Pass and Kick Competition. It's really gotten ridiculous. Now is the time to hang up the cleats and get real jobs, guys. You could all go to work for the government, you f@*#ing NARCs.

Telemundo - Every time I turn this channel on, I have no idea what they are saying. It's like playing a game in Oakland, except the costumes and camera zooms don't make me seizure like the game shows on Telemundo do.

Peyton Manning Commercials - Hey, I got a Priceless Pep Talk for you Peyton- Get the hell off my TV. MasterCard, Reebok, Oreos, Sprint and DirectTV. It never ends! You just sold me on diabetes, bad credit and a terrible wireless plan. You brother was the screw up and now he's won as many Super Bowls as you. That said, maybe you should really start to think where your priorities are at.

Ohio State - WOLVERINESSSS!!!!

Canada - Mark my words…With all that unprotected border, you just know that they are gonna come down out of the hills and steal one of these NFL franchises. And I'm talking about professional football team -- not the Bills.

Jet packs - Got one last year. Couldn't get the damn thing to work. Stupid Soviets and their Cold War propaganda.

The lack of adequate Brett Favre retirement coverage - The man is a legend, and that's all the coverage I get? What? It was like 10, maybe 15 hours a day for a few weeks. You mean you couldn't find enough coverage to squeeze in another 3 hours a day? There wasn't a fews hours of those "NFL Yearbook:Green Bay Packers" footage of Favre to piece together a 3 or 4 hour tribute to the great #4? You are slacking ESPN! Truly shameful.

Cheaters - All of them…except for my genius coach, Bill Belichick.